GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.